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Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies
I avoided Wishmaster 2 for over a decade because everyone said it was awful. Even mega fans of the original said it sucked. In fact, the film currently holds a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes. The director himself admitted he hasn't seen it since he made it.
These are bad signs for the franchise.
Sometimes good acting and compelling acting aren't one in the same. Even though I wouldn't call Divoff a good actor here (he's been good in movies which didn't have "Wishmaster" in the title), there's something interesting about him—something playfully sadistic and bizarre. You can almost hear the director calling, "Okay Andrew, be menacing here," before Divoff puts on a mischievous face which looks like he secretly farted. Whether or not this facet of his performance is intentional, it works. He's a demon so why shouldn't his expressions be completely alien to humans? I imagine it's something Crispin Glover would do in a similar role.
In the first film, whose tagline was, "Be careful what you wish for," the Djinn had twisted interpretations of his victim's wishes. This time around we quickly learn that the rules regarding the Djinn's powers are murky. When a police officer tells him to "freeze," the Djinn encases him in a block of ice. This would have been clever if the character had said "I wish I was cool" or something like that, but whatever. I'll take what I can get. More often than not the setups to these ridiculous payoffs are poorly worded from the get-go.
I do have to say my favorite wish fulfillment is when LaSardo's character wishes his lawyer would "go fuck himself." The anticipation of that moment is supremely satisfying. Whether or not the payoff itself is any good is debatable so I won't ruin it for you.
the biggest stars in the entire movie
I know what you're thinking: it sounds like I actually enjoyed this movie. Well, I hope this doesn't ruin my street cred', but I did. I'm sure you can say this of any film, but I was in the right frame of mind. Even though the practical effects can't hold a candle to the original, and it's severely lacking in the blood department, it's an oddly satisfying film. And not only because it's so honest and pure in the misguided era that gave Jennifer Love Hewitt leading roles.
So yeah, if there's ever a Kickstarter for Wishmaster vs. Leprechaun, I'd fund that shit in a heartbeat.